Batman: Times Past: Sketches of the Caped Crusader, Chapter 3: 1956: An Interview with Batman

by Nadra Enzi

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Somewhere in Gotham City, 1956:

For Unusual Stories Magazine.

So far my latest interview has gone fine, considering tonight’s subject is a big guy dressed up like a bat.

Batman is reputed to hit harder than Joe Louis, is smarter than even J. Edgar Hoover when it comes to crime, and — plainly — a bit weirder than Bela Lugosi of Dracula movie fame. He’s a holy terror against gangsters and seems to have spawned more than a few costumed psychos and friends.

As I’ve said earlier, Batman is a big guy, but he moves around like some sort of dancer, at least until he lowers the boom — then it’s lights out all the way around.

Earlier in his career, the word was he seemed eternally grim. These days, his hooded face wears a big grin as if what he does is one helluva lotta fun! So I asked him about it.

“Turning the tables on overgrown bullies is always fun,” Batman told me with a big smile.

His answer to why he does this was interesting.

“Let’s just say I have a personal stake in seeing justice done,” was his answer, a hint of sadness showing beneath the big grin.

Quickly switching topics, I asked him about some of his super-friends.

“Superman? It’s great having a bulletproof buddy in this line of work. Batwoman and Bat-Girl? The prettiest one-two punches in crime-fighting.”

I followed up with some questions about his social life.

“Believe it or not, dating isn’t too hard dressed like this. I go out when work permits.”

I asked him if he ever drinks.

“Not much. Definitely not while swinging several stories above the concrete.”

Winding things up, I decided to inquire about how someone becomes a Batman.

“Lots and lots of work. But I’m not so special. I just decided to be the best I could and then did something about crime in my city,” he said with a grin.

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