Humor Stories
These stories all take place in otherdimensional realms where, instead of the laws of physics, the laws of comedy apply. Some stories feature humorous people in wacky situations, while others feature anthropomorphic funny animals. Of course, there’s always room for drama and pathos in semi-serious prose on both worlds, if handled well.
Earth-12 the Farce Continues Archives
Earth-12 is the humor universe of DC Comics where the Inferior Five and a whole host of other characters live. The stories found here were all originally written for the Earth-12 the Farce Continues group.
Zoo Crew on Earth-C Archives
Earth-C is the funny animals universe of DC Comics where Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo Crew live. The stories here are from Zoo Crew on Earth-C group.
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Plop!
Plop! features characters in unbelievable but funny (or mildly amusing) non-continuity stories.
Plop! Conversations of Doom
by Martin Maenza and Starsky Hutch 76
published May 20, 2002
What happens when Solomon Grundy and Bizarro — the two stupidest members of the Legion of Doom — sit next to each other for too long? Conversations of Doom, that’s what.
Plop! A Day in the Life of the Crisis
by Doc Quantum of the Time Trust
published May 31, 2001
When a large group of second-string characters gather in the same place, each told that they would find something they sought under a looming black cloud by the mysterious Wolf-Man of Earth-Prime, they can’t help but begin to wonder if they’ve been set up. And just how many ways can Immortal Man die, anyway?
Plop! The Lecture
by Dave Barnowski
published October 30, 2008 – New story!
An old joke gets new life as Cain questions the audience at a lecture on the supernatural.
Plop! Welcome to Gotham City!
by Harvey Kent
published June 2, 2003
A pamphlet from the local Chamber of Commerce is usually a fairly ordinary, boring, and even mind-numbing piece of literature. But one from Gotham City’s Chamber of Commerce? Now that’s a different story.
Plop! With One Magic Word
by Libbylawrence
published May 4, 2000
A fashionable morning news hostess named Diane Sawy — er, I mean Leanne Sayers is beckoned into an abandoned subway by a strange figure. When she meets the wizard Shaz — ah, I mean Martha Stew — er, that is Marcia Steubbins, will one magic word allow Leanne to become the heroine she’s always wanted to be?
Earth-C Titles
Matt Mouser, Ala-Kat-Zam
Stool pigeon Matt Mouser uses a magic wand as the wizard hero Ala-Kat-Zam.
Matt Mouser, Ala-Kat-Zam: Matt Mouser and the Magic Wand
by CSyphrett
published December 18, 2000
Matt Mouser is nothing more than a stool pigeon on the run from thugs working for the criminal kingpin Fat Kat. That is, until he discovers a magical wand that can do almost anything he wishes it to. Using it, he becomes the super-hero known as Ala-Kat-Zam. But is even the power of the wand enough to keep him safe?
Matt Mouser, Ala-Kat-Zam: Screaming Wheels
by CSyphrett
published April 28, 2001
When gigantic metal-rimmed wheels begin destroying buildings and even whole neighborhoods, Matt Mouser, alias the wizard hero Ala-Kat-Zam, steps in to find out why. But can he find the proof linking the destruction to the crime lord Fat Kat before the screaming wheels leave him in the dust?
Matt Mouser, Ala-Kat-Zam: Wand and Wanda
by CSyphrett
published September 20, 2001 – New story!
When gigantic metal-rimmed wheels begin destroying buildings and even whole neighborhoods, Matt Mouser, alias the wizard hero Ala-Kat-Zam, steps in to find out why. But can he find the proof linking the destruction to the crime lord Fat Kat before the screaming wheels leave him in the dust?
Duck Phoenix
Diva actress Feather Locklear is the Malibaboon-based superheroine called Duck Phoenix.
Duck Phoenix: Diva-ation
by Libbylawrence
published March 20, 2000
When Follywood starlet Feather Locklear panics about her declining career, she gains super-powers from the stress and uses them to become the Duck Phoenix. But when the star of Feleena: Warrior Persian goes on a rampage as her warrior character and Cowthie Lee Gibbons uses a machine to make everyone just like her, will Feather be able to handle both threats at once?
Duck Phoenix: Crisis at the Hammys; or, Hamtastic Bores
by Libbylawrence
published March 24, 2000
At the Hammys — the annual music awards show — musical act after musical act is attacked. Feather Locklear, the Malibaboon-based heroine known as Duck Phoenix, soon learns a team of villains called the Hamtastic Bores is behind the attacks. Can she defeat them all, or will she have to subject the world to her singing in order to make herself the villains’ next target?

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